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Sunday, 6 March 2011

Injury Update: The return of the Rocket Man

By: Jamie | March 5th, 2011
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Carlo Ancelotti mentioned in his press conference yesterday that our other Brazilian centerback (the one with the complete opposite hairstyle of Sideshow Bob) is nearing return and should hopefully be available for selection next week.

Yes, after a lengthy injury lay-off, Alex is close to returning to the squad. He should be back late next week, but not for the Copenhagen match. But his availability opens up a new defensive headache. Surely, as he’ll likely not be match fit yet, the gaffer will stick with the pairing of EBJT and David Luiz (hoping he recovers from his hamstring strain in time for Monday) for now. Before the purchase of Luiz, my favored backline was Ivanovic, Alex, JT and Ashley Cole. But Luiz is impressive and has already become a fan-favorite, so where does that leave Alex? Both can apparently score goals, but Luiz likes to bound forward a bit more than Alex does. Let’s assume all of our defenders are fully fit – who do you chose as the back four?

In other injury news, Yossi Benayoun has also begun training outside alone, but Ancelotti can’t predict when he will be back. At least he is making progress.

And, just for the hell of it, my goal of the season so far – Alex’s rocket against Arsenal. I have missed the guy, what can I say?


Some Related Chelsea Posts:Injury news: Alex out for three weeks, Benayoun withdrawn from Israel squadUpdate on Benayoun: Israeli to miss season?The Return of Yuri-dinhoAnd it starts: Cech out for a month with calf injuryBosingwa nearing competitive return?
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    Tweet « Gallery: Bob & Drogs attend a **** NBA game | Home | MndabreKING KENNY is morbidly obese and is covered in pulsating acne... i feel bad for him, living in his mother's basement and all...MndabreWoohoo Alex!! He got tired of Athena giving him head on Mt Olympus, so he's decided to join us mortals in our quest for Champions League glory.. If he scores a free kick like that in the Champions League Final, I'll change my religion to Alexianism... An epic free kick taker he is.JackApologies to all our regular posters for the nonsense that is King Kenny and his multiple personality disorder. I've attempted to ban many of the email addresses he was using, and left him with one avenue, so we'll see how it goes from now on. Again, apologies.AjJack you also use below methods too if all else fails

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good god is your life really THAT miserable?Ajyeah mate u carry on, its not like you got a life or a gf or any friends for that matter. u sad pathethic excuse for a human.James GregoryI would have Ivanovich - Alex - Terry - Cole for the back four, but I would try out David Luiz as a defensive midfielder. In this way, the tendencies to move forward or hang back of Alex and David Luiz are well accommodated while still maintaining a strong defense.blog comments powered by Disqus
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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Fantasy Football Update: Week II

By: Rob | August 24th, 2010

WalcottSo, after a wide open week in the Premier League, where there were plenty of points on offer (Newcastle, Arsenal and Chelsea all netting six goals) it is again Sons of Pitches who finish the week top of the table. 2 Wins, this week against The West Brom Blog, gives them just a 5 gamepoint advantage over Your Next Opponent, who sit in Second.

30 teams have won both their games so far, meaning they are the ones to watch so far. Full table is after the jump, so you can check out how well you are doing.

I had a mixed week – I cleverly put Drogba in my team, but uncleverly dropped Arshavin. After his awful perfornance in game week one, I dropped him, but he tucked away a penalty against Blackpool to make him some useful points. Still I picked up a win, which leaves me utterly mid table so far.

1Sons of Pitches1556
2Your Next Opponent1506
3Homebrewers1496
4Slumdog Gooner Vol.21446
5Hamburlger FC 1436
6freshcrackersN Guff1426
7Dallas Reds1346
8Victory XI1326
9Merlin Hotspur1286
9Spur of the Moment1286
11Arlington FC1246
12Cookie’s Kitchen1236
12Man United1236
14canadiangunner1226
15Cempiang FC1186
16Horwich’s Finest1146
16Alpha Kings1146
18FK Substance1136
18Fish FC1136
20AndyCR71126
21Grand Popo FC1116
21Lorry Man FC1116
23What The SHEF(field)1096
24Lassana Diarra FC1076
25Radford Rovers1066
26Fosse’s Foxes SBV1056
27tarlue fc1036
28Inconceivable!1026
29Deep Blue Chelsea826
29winners826
31The Untouchables11404
32rollerdudes1214
33Allez t’OM1194
3413″ Yoghurt Cannon1343
35A.S. ROMA 19271313
36Incheon United1303
37eggmcmuffin 1293
38Christmas Carroll1263
39Mestergrippen2lol1183
39Aurora Borealis FC1183
41Manroonited1163
41The 4-2-3-1’s1163
43FALTU FC1153
43Change Name1153
45Fantasyroos FC1133
46KMS FC 1113
46ShrewBunnies1113
48North of Gary1093
49unicorn1083
50Owen’s Eleven1073
50I Call Shenanigans1073
52Lone FC1063
52Ligue 1 United1063
54Special Fluminese1053
54Royal Tigers1053
56kiko1043
57Wet Celery1033
58Leicester Offside1003
58Oprichniki FC1003
58Bramchester United1003
58Giant Killers1003
62I’m With Paul983
63Richmond Rebels973
63The West Brom Blog973
65Fresh Catch Shuffle963
66Round the Bendtner953
67Klown FC923
68Diamond Wolves893
69poppalapagusXI873
70UpYourArsenal863
71Frankie Lamps853
72AbhiCR9843
73Chelsea_blues813
74the hawks803
75Cuff Link FC 783
76Carefree763
77Richmond FC743
78California FC723
79Los Galacticos Dos1321
80Atletico Askew1250
81Sweet Carolina1010
82StayThirstyMyFriends1000
83Ed”s Eleven970
84tigers960
85Forever United950
85WhatWouldWilshereDo?950
87FC Awesome930
88caerbannog fc910
89Vivaash900
89Gunners14 900
91Underwhelming FC890
92Leggy Mountbatten FC870
92Red Acid870
94ben3ashour 840
95Los Chupacabras830
96Arse-n-all 820
96ElvenEleven0820
9811wiseplayers810
98Chelsea Offside810
100LFCtilthecasketclose760
101Seaham Lads750
102Totally_Hammered730
102Fred730
104Auburn FC690
105Your Ma FC680
105arrysboys680
105NYJaguar FC680
108Eddie’s Johnson620
108Merseyside Tide620
110Air Altidore FC550

So next week’s fixtures are

FC Awesome-Slumdog Gooner Vol.2
Horwich’s Finest-Spur of the Moment
Inconceivable!-Klown FC
Sons of Pitches-tarlue fc
FALTU FC-The 4-2-3-1’s
Ed”s Eleven-Red Acid
winners-Fred
Carefree-Allez t’OM
Mestergrippen2lol-caerbannog fc
Forever United-Royal Tigers
canadiangunner-Change Name
Bramchester United-Arse-n-all
Gunners14-unicorn
Your Ma FC-rollerdudes
North of Gary-AbhiCR9
Man United-I’m With Paul
Your Next Opponent-A.S. ROMA 1927
13″ Yoghurt Cannon-California FC
Hamburlger FC-Arlington FC
Deep Blue Chelsea-Air Altidore FC
eggmcmuffin-Dallas Reds
11wiseplayers-Vivaash
NYJaguar FC-Totally_Hammered
WhatWouldWilshereDo?-Auburn FC
Los Galacticos Dos-Richmond FC
Oprichniki FC-AndyCR7
ElvenEleven-Merseyside Tide
Incheon United-What The SHEF(field)
Grand Popo FC-Frankie Lamps
tigers-Aurora Borealis FC
Chelsea_blues-ShrewBunnies
Wet Celery-kiko
Manroonited-Owen’s Eleven
Sweet Carolina-Cempiang FC
Eddie’s Johnson-Fresh Catch Shuffle
StayThirstyMyFriends-Fantasyroos FC
Fish FC-Leggy Mountbatten FC
Lorry Man FC-Los Chupacabras
Ligue 1 United-ben3ashour
Leicester Offside-UpYourArsenal
Fosse’s Foxes SBV-Lone FC
Cookie’s Kitchen-poppalapagusXI
LFCtilthecasketclose-The West Brom Blog
Atletico Askew-Alpha Kings
FK Substance-The Untouchables
Underwhelming FC-Cuff Link FC
Homebrewers-the hawks
Victory XI-Merlin Hotspur
Giant Killers-Christmas Carroll
Diamond Wolves-I Call Shenanigans
arrysboys-Round the Bendtner
Seaham Lads-Radford Rovers
Chelsea Offside-freshcrackersN Guff
KMS FC-Lassana Diarra FC
Special Fluminese-Richmond Rebels

Where to look for points next week? Well Free scoring Chelsea are at home to Stoke, Spurs hosting struggling Wigan. Elsewhere the Premier League has been gloriously unpredicatable. See you next week.



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